February 2012
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afternoonsnoozebutton:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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I know I shouldn't . . .
cerak:
… but I usually root for the Jeopardy contestant that I think is the most attractive.
And it is. NOT. Going. Well.
Come on, Catherine. Get it TOGETHER.
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I know I shouldn't . . .
… but I usually root for the Jeopardy contestant that I think is the most attractive.
AlbuquerCrack Up: I read "My Scary Encounter With... →
albuquerquecomedy:
And you can read it too, here.
I think it’s a normal thing for a comedian — especially one that’s fairly new — to be fascinated and frightened by hecklers. One of my favorite things to do is watch videos on YouTube of performers wrecking hecklers on stage (like the one where the guy smacks…
“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.”
– Wisdom of Confucius
Just wanted you guys to think this was your edit page.
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
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a Glee fast?
briadru4:
Lacey: so wait, glee doesn’t come back until when?
Me: April 10th
Me: the Tuesday after Easter
Me: literally the Glee writers are making me give up Glee for Lent
Me: BASICALLY
Oh my. It’s true. 40 days and 40 nights without Glee.
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heh
pjcalamity:
nigellaismyqueen:
If you love The Great Gatsby so much why don’t you just F Scott Fitzgerald.
bahahaha
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computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
Later Nintendo Game System: EA sports
System and me, together: It's in the game.
